Showing posts with label Clever. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Clever. Show all posts

Tuesday, 14 August 2012

Nutty Nuthatch


The Nuthatch that thinks he is a Budgerigar!

This Nuthatch obviously thinks that his reflection is a threat, he has never bothered with the mirror before.

I can only assume that it's now the mating season, and he wants his reflection gone, so he can have his lady friend all to himself.

It's amusing to watch, but if he carries on I will have to take the
mirror down, and I would hate for him to hurt himself.





Sunday, 1 April 2012

Dear Mr Cameron

Please find below our suggestion for fixing the UK's economy.

Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.

You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:

There are about 10 million people over 50 in the work force.

Pay them £1 million each severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:

1) They MUST retire.
Ten million job openings - unemployment fixed

2) They MUST buy a new British car.
Ten million cars ordered - Car Industry fixed

Thursday, 29 March 2012

Nutty Nuthatch


The Nuthatch that thinks he is a Budgerigar!

This Nuthatch obviously thinks that his reflection is a threat, he has never bothered with the mirror before.

I can only assume that it's now the mating season, and he wants his reflection gone, so he can have his lady friend all to himself.

It's amusing to watch, but if he carries on I will have to take the

Saturday, 10 March 2012

Just for Fun...

Copied from a friend on facebook, thought it was time I added some humour to this Blog... Hope you find it as funny as I do... Warning:- This does contain some swear words!

Dear employee:
As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for all department areas, we are forced to cut down on our number of personnel. Under this plan, older employees will be asked to take early retirement, thus permitting the retention of younger people who represent our future

Therefore, a program to phase out older personnel by the end of the next fiscal year, via retirement, will be placed into effect immediately.

This program will be known as S.L.A.P. (Severance of Late-Aged Personnel).

Employees who are SLAPPED will be given the opportunity to look for jobs outside the company.

SLAPPED employees can request a review of their employment records before actual retirement takes place.

Friday, 21 October 2011

My Dog Badger Boo

Here's a couple of Badger Boo's Daft Adventures from this Summer

Here I am ready to go on my next adventure, and where have my humans disappeared too??? Remember to train your humans properly so they won't wander, then you will never be kept waiting around like me!!!

(1) 
Just got back from seeing the piglets, they's really grown since I last saw them. We chased each other round the field and I got really muddy. Mummy said she couldn't tell the difference between us, and was going to take a piggy home instead of me *barking to prove who I was*. Wish she had left me there now, as I had to have a bath when I gots home 'cos mummy said I was covered in piggy poop *I thought I smelled rather good*. Me and mummies going to have a sofa day when I'm dry and do nothing 'cos she is feeling