Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Friday, 7 September 2012

That Cheeky Badger Boo!

Anyone would think that my naughty little dog Badger Boo didn't have his own beds, yes I say beds, he has three! Two upstairs and one downstairs, but does he sleep in them? Not if he gets a chance to climb onto my bed he doesn't!

Last night I went upstairs to get something from the bedroom and this is the sight I'm greeted by. 

This is the life zzzzzzzzzzzz

He's so relaxed he never heard me coming, his little feet were twitching as if he was dreaming about chasing something and he looked so cute. He didn't even open his eyes when I called him gently, I didn't want to startle him in case he slipped off the bed and hurt himself.

Sunday, 1 April 2012

Dear Mr Cameron

Please find below our suggestion for fixing the UK's economy.

Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.

You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:

There are about 10 million people over 50 in the work force.

Pay them £1 million each severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:

1) They MUST retire.
Ten million job openings - unemployment fixed

2) They MUST buy a new British car.
Ten million cars ordered - Car Industry fixed

Sunday, 25 March 2012

The Devil Makes Work For Idle Paws!


Yesterday Badger Boo wasn't feeling too well, so he had a quite day at home and in the garden and was now feeling so much better today.

We do worry sometimes when he isn't himself, as he is now 10.5 years young and starting to slow down just a tiny bit.

This morning he had a gentle stroll to read his morning papers, had his gravy bones then Himself and I went shopping.

On our return, the house was unusually quite, no mad pup to greet us at the door, I had an awful feeling of dread that maybe Badger

Thursday, 2 February 2012

A Guide to Human Ownership

Posted by Badger Boo...

My buddy Buzz Sprocker on twitter has written this pawsome guide to Human Ownership...

I thinks it will help many of us doggy's to get things right when training our humans...



Hopes you finds it as useful as I did...


All training methods for humans are positive reinforcement...

No humans were hurt in the making of this Blog...


BOL